Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Darth Mickey? A Star Wars Fan's Advice On How To Not F-Up The New Star Wars Movies

Hellooooooo ladies and gents!  Where have I been you must be asking?!  Well honestly, it's been a hectic couple of months for the Moose which started with Hurricane Sandy and snowballed into a ton of work and blah blah.  Anyway, I'm back!  And a lot has happened since I've been absent.  Most importantly and surprisingly, Disney bought Lucasfilm!  AHHHHHH!




WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?  We nerds all asked ourselves.  Are we going to have weird crossover cartoons?  Are we going to get a Star Wars Disney Park?!  Darth Mickey!? Is it the end of Star Wars as we know it?  (Although, some would argue that happened already with the much-loathed prequels).  Well no sooner could we even ask those questions before Disney issued a statement saying that they are planning to release a new trilogy.  Episodes VII, VIII, and IX with Episode VII already slated for a 2015 release!


AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay... let's take a breather here.  Comprehend what was just written.  While I know this is old news to most, it still blows my mind.  And just how much does it cost to purchase one of the most lucrative franchises in history?  $4.05 BILLION dollars.  Oh and as a bonus, they got the Indiana Jones franchise too.  Which means that this....



... could very well be heading to a Disney Channel near you.


AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


Actually... that doesn't look half bad...

Anyway, the point of my little blog-a-boo here, at least this particular blog-a-boo, is this...


A STAR WARS FAN'S ADVICE ON HOW TO NOT 
F-UP THE NEW
 MOVIES

Piece of Advice #1

Abandon Lucas' So-called 'Vision'

Now that the "Flanneled One" George Lucas is essentially no longer in control of his creation, it's time to hand over the storytelling reigns to someone more talented than he.  Sure I respect Lucas and the Star Wars Universe that he has spawned.  I love the original films and they have a special place in my nerdy heart because I grew up watching them on old VHS tapes.  But let's face it, the prequels proved that Lucas doesn't have a decent story left in him.  Meanwhile, good and talented writers have been running amok in the Star Wars expanded universe of books and comics, crafting some of the best stories to be told.  Lucas may still be trying to tell us he has had 9 movies planned since the start but I'm not buying that story for a second.  Never did.  Old Georgie has handed over the reigns, I say it time we let someone else give it a try. Someone other than the man who thought the character in the above picture was a good idea.


Piece of Advice #2

Bring Back Boba Fett

One of the coolest characters to ever grace a Star Wars film, Boba Fett is a cult favorite character that has quite the following.  How could he not?  I mean, look at this guy!  That helmet?  Bad-ass!  Oh and that thing on his back?  That's just a giant missile... attached to his JETPACK!  Move over Shaft, Boba here is the king of cool.  

His embarrassing 'death' in Return of the Jedi at the hands of a blind Han Solo didn't sit well with many and in the expanded universe, has been revealed to have survived and escaped the Sarlacc Pit.  First order of business in the new trilogy is to establish Fett as alive, and hunting Solo for revenge.  This must happen, or I can guarantee fan outrage.


Piece of Advice #3 

Bring Back The Original Actors

This isn't as far-fetched as it may seem.  All three of the original Star Wars main cast have expressed interest in returning to the roles that made them famous.  AND many of the popular books and comics of the "expanded universe" center around an older Luke trying to rebuild the Jedi order amidst a new republic.  Leia and Han are married with a daughter named Jaina (who is bad ass) and Boba Fett turns out to be alive!  Not a bad jumping off point for a new trilogy is it?  

This storyline also paves the way for new main characters in the form of new Jedi and Jaina Solo specifically.  While I don't advocate putting the original trio front and center, having them as supporting cast to a new group of characters would be like a dream come true and a great way to keep continuity.



Piece of Advice #4

Don't Rely on CGI

Okay, I'm not a total goof, I understand that in a sci-fi movie of this magnitude, there's bound to be some computer generated stuff here and there.  I get it.  But one of the major problems with Lucas is his uncanny ability to CGI the crap out of everything on screen, almost leading the audience to believe they're watching a cartoon. Not good.  This also creates a really jarring shift in visual aesthetics.  These movies are supposed to flow together as one story, but the CGI in the prequel trilogy makes such a stark contrast to the gritty, practical effects used in the original trilogy that it's truly distracting and disjointed.  Of course times change and technology evolves, but the last thing I want is for the awesome aesthetic of the original trilogy to be lost amidst some director's CGI happy fingertips.  While CGI has come a long way and is an easy way to do things, there's something to be said about the slowly declining art that is practical effects.

Piece of Advice #5

Have a Compelling Villain


One of the biggest problems about the prequel trilogy was it's convoluted story and lack of any one central villain.  In the original trilogy we had Vader and Admiral Tarkin in the first film and Vader and The Emperor in the second and third films.  There was the rebellion and there was the empire.  They were easy to keep track of, and their motives were clear.  In the prequels nothing was as lear cut.  There's a trade federation and the evil guys who run that, there's Darth Sidius (The eventual Emperor who is also Chancellor Palpatine) and Darth Maul who are evil Sith (the opposite of a Jedi).  Nothing is really explained, and only makes sense if you've read about it separately from the movie, or spent some time with The Clone Wars tv show.  Darth Maul, arguably the coolest Star Wars villain since the debut of Vader, dies an unceremonious death much like Boba Fett.  The trade federation blows up and we're out of bad guys!  Except we're not.  In Episode II it gets even more complicated, introducing Count Dooku who is also called Darth Tyrannus who is an apprentice of Darth Sidius and is trying to gather strength for The Seperatists who want to revolt agains the republic and blah blah blah.  Bored yet?  I know I am.  I mean who needs all that crap? Good vs Evil.  It's not complicated.  Empire vs Rebels.  Nice and simple.  

We need a central villain.  A guy we can look at and say "Okay, he's the badguy."  Vader perfectly filled that role, but he's dead by the end of Return of the Jedi.  So I suggest picking a strong, interesting villain that will stay the villain throughout the new trilogy.  And I can't think of a better villain than Grand Admiral Thrawn.  A tactical genius, Thrawn is the man who takes over command of the remnants of the empire following the events of Return of the Jedi.  He leads several counter attacks against the rebels as they try to build a New Republic and is a major antagonist in the expanded Star Wars Universe.  Who should play him?  Michael Fassbender.



Piece of Advice #6

Listen To The Fans


If there's one thing I know, it's that Star Wars fans are extremely loyal.  Even after the fiasco that was the prequel trilogy, fans still love the Star Wars franchise, the Star Wars universe and everything in between.  They know the characters, stories, and technology inside and out.  Better than George Lucas I'd bet.


Now,  I consider myself  a "casually, above average" Star Wars fan.  Sure I know some stuff the average movie goer wouldn't, and I have read a few of the expanded universe books, but I'm no where near the encyclopedia of information that exists in some of these fans heads.  Hell, some of them have even come up with their own fan-fiction stories.  

These fans are alive and well on internet forums and message boards talking up a storm about what they want to see in the new movies and what they don't want to see.  Here's my final piece of advice.  LISTEN TO THEM.  These people, who have such a passion for Star Wars, actually have some pretty good ideas about where to take the story and how it should unfold.  Are all of these ideas gems?  No.  Of course not.  But any smart writer, producer, or director of this new trilogy would keep an eye on what's being said by the fans who buy the tickets that pay their huge salaries.







So that's it! My six pieces of advice on how to NOT f-up the new Star Wars trilogy!  What do you think?  Agree?  Disagree?  Have more advice? Sound off in the comments!

Moosepunch!

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Thursday, October 11, 2012

8 Years Later, Does Arnold Still Have It?

Arnold Schwarzenegger...

The name just rolls off the tongue doesn't it?  Okay, maybe not.  But it is one hell of a name.  It's the name synonymous with incredible action movies, famous one liners, and big, BIG guns.

Like this...



And these...



What? Look at those things! His arms were lethal weapons for sure!

Was Arnold the greatest actor?  Not even close.  His heavy Austrian accent made most of his dialogue unintentionally comical.  He had the same grace and fluidity of movement as a plank of wood. But he was a big, muscular guy who looked like he could do a lot of damage and that's really all it took in the 80's to be an action star.  Look big, look mean, and the pyrotechnics and stunt crew will take care of the rest.  But Arnold was good at it.  Really good.  And this led him to carve a warpath through Hollywood becoming an action icon.

Arnold made a smart and surprisingly successful transition into comedies as well.  And let's face it, with that accent, comedy really is the place for him to be.  Now, these movies weren't examples of comedic gold, but Arnold and the producers were smart enough to surround him with other strong acting talent in the form of Danny DeVito.  DeVito and Schwarzenegger teamed up on Arnold's first comedy, Twins, and it actually provides a few good chuckles and a decent (filled with 80's cheese) story.  Arnold went on to make a few other pretty funny comedies like Kindergarten Cop and the atrociously bad, but embarrassingly enjoyable Jingle All The Way.

Arnold's ability to switch between comedies and action films shot him to the top of the A-list very quickly and he became one of the highest paid actors in the business.  It seemed he could do no wrong.  Hell, even his movie Junior, with it's ridiculous plot about a pregnant man, managed to gross $108 million at the box office worldwide.  And trust me, Junior is a horrible, horrible movie. 



 Arnold, however, couldn't stay on top forever as a series of critical and box office bombs started to topple Arnold Kong off the skyscraper.

Batman and Robin, The 6th Day, Collateral Damage... they all pointed to a slow and steady downward spiral for the once mighty Austrian.  Even a return to his epic Terminator franchise in 2003's Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines didn't do much to salvage what was clearly becoming a hollywood slump.  But back then, not many people really noticed.  Hindsight is 20/20, after all.  At the time, you knew Arnold was only one good action movie away from being back on top.  This was the Hollywood icon that killed a Predator, told Bennett to "let off some steam", and roared a Conan roar as he pushed some giant, inexplicable wheel thing in the desert to become buff.I mean, c'mon, it was Schwarzenegger. He'd always be back... wouldn't he?

Actually, no.  At least, not for a while.  Arnold, famously, made a run for Governator of California and won.  His last film before taking office was 2004's Around the World in 80 Days, a Jackie Chan box office and critical disaster in which he had a small part.  But when Arnold was sworn into office, he retired from acting.  And all we were left with were some great cinematic memories and a lot of quotable lines.... "GET TO THE CHOPPA!"

Time passed....




This


Became This






Quite frankly, it seemed like we were never going to get our Arnold back.  He had gone the way of the politician.  And you know what?  Good for him.  It's an amazing accomplishment.  But, as a movie fan, an 80's nostalgia fan, and an Arnold fan, I am a selfish brat and goddammit, I want Schwarzenegger.

There was a light at the end of the tunnel, however, as Arnie's political career started to wind down.  A rumored cameo in fellow 80's action star Sylvester Stallone's The Expendables was all it took to give a lot of fans "Schwarzenegger fever" all over again.  Including me.

Here I was, an almost 30 year old man, excited to see this larger than life Hollywood icon back on the big screen. So, off I was to see The Expendables.  I sat in my theater seat, sloppily shoving overpriced popcorn in my mouth, anxiously awaiting the scene.  It was close.  Oh there's the church! I know it's soon!  There he is!  There's the man! Arnold's back on screen and he looks... old.  Really old. Like...




Yeah, that kind of old.  I was worried.  Maybe...  Maybe Arnold didn't have it anymore.  Maybe he was just over the hill.  Sure it was a great nostalgia trip to see him back on the big screen, but... was that all it was?  Nostalgia?  A longing for a time passed?  I hoped not.  And despite my excitement, that cameo only served to fuel my fears that Arnold was pretty much done.

But Schwarzenegger is damn persistent and the minute he was officially out of office, the internet rumor mill began to buzz with all of his potential film projects.  Terminator 5?  Yeah maybe.  Expendables 2?  My ears are perked.  And so it was that after 8 years Arnold would have a genuine on screen role in a big budget action movie.  Expendables 2 was great fun, with all the old action guys ribbing one another and stealing each other's catch phrases.  I loved it as a send up to the testosterone filled action movies of the 80's but it wasn't a true return to form for Schwarzenegger.  Here, he was still supported by an extensive cast.  And, while his role was definitely more than a cameo, it was still a relatively small part (despite what the film's marketing team would have you believe).  It wasn't a true Schwarzenegger film.  Sure it was a fun role to see him play and an action packed, 80's style, guns&blood-o-rama type movie. But, Arnold was supporting cast at best and absent for almost 80% of the film!  I just wasn't convinced...  


But, looming on the horizon may be the answer to some of Schwarzenegger's fan's prayers.  It's called The Last Stand and it's got one bad-ass poster...




There it is, right at the top ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER.  There's no mistaking it.  This is HIS movie.  His first headlining, starring role, big time movie since Terminator 3 in 2003.  Needless to say, I am pumped.  I love the grindhouse style, the grit and Arnold's giant mug right out in front with exactly what he was meant to hold... a giant f*cking gun.  Does Arnold still have it?  I don't know.  But maybe it doesn't matter.  I mean, c'mon, it's Schwarzenegger. 

Welcome back, old friend.  Make us proud.


MOOSEPUNCH!



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Friday, October 5, 2012

The Ranking of Agents 007

You know the name.... You know the number...

It's 22, by the way.  The number.  Okay, really the number is 007.  But, 22 is the number of (official) James Bond films released since Dr. No starring Sean Connery hit theaters back in 1962.  It's been 50 years of vodka martinis, gadget filled Aston Martins, thrilling chases, and all manner of secret agent mischief. And this coming November, Daniel Craig returns as Agent 007 in Bond's 23rd adventure: Skyfall.

Craig as Bond on an international poster for Skyfall

Daniel Craig's first appearance as Bond was in 2006's Casino Royale and it was awesome.  The film rebooted the franchise, giving it new life, a hard edge, and a bad ass, take no prisoners James Bond.  But, as great as Casino Royale was, it's followup, Quantum of Solace, fell short, failing to deliver the same level of polish that we saw in Craig's first outing as the secret agent.

But I have faith in this rebooted franchise!  I have faith in Daniel Craig as Bond.  And I have faith in Skyfall's Academy Award winning director Sam Mendes (American Beauty, Road to Perdition).  And it's in this optimistic spirit that I bring you...

MOOSE'S RANKING OF THE BONDS!
Clockwise from Top Left: Connery, Lazenby, Moore, Craig, Brosnan, Dalton

Daniel Craig is the latest man to play Agent 007, but 5 men have come before him starring in over 20 James Bond films over the course of 50 years.  And in a franchise this long, you'll have your ups (Goldfinger, License to Kill, Goldeneye) and downs (Moonraker, A View to a Kill, Die Another Day) and your very downs (James Bond in a clown suit in Octopussy...sigh).

But the truth is that every man that has played James Bond 007 has brought his own take on the character, ushering in a new James Bond era, if you will.  It's those different eras that make the character the film legend that he is.  So here, we'll not only be ranking the men who played 007, but also  the "Bond Eras" they created.  Some of which have been a little better than others.  At least in this Moose's humble opinion.

Also, just a small note, this list focuses on the official Bond films meaning you won't find David Niven, Peter Sellers, or any mention of Never Say Never Again on this list.

So without further ado, let's get to it!

WARNING POTENTIAL SPOILERS BELOW

There have been 6 Bonds so far, so let's start off with my....


#6


Moore on the set of Live and Let Die
Roger Moore

Roger Moore, in my opinion, has been the most inconsistent Bond of all.  Maybe that's because he had the longest run, thus far, in the character's shoes, giving him more opportunities to fail.  But, in my opinion, it's his incredibly long run (12 years and 7 movies) that ultimately led to the downfall of some of his films.  By the time he reached his final Bond film (A View to a Kill in 1985) Roger Moore was 57 years old.  57!  Way too old to be playing James Bond.  And it was especially creepy when 57 year old ladies man, James Bond was hooking up with young 20-something girls.  But Moore's worst offense (or maybe it was more the producers) was the introduction of campy nonsense into the Bond universe.  Bond became a joke.  A caricature of himself.  It's one thing for a film to be in on the joke (Haha, another shaken martini ordered!) and being the joke (Bond in a f*cking clown suit).


Moore as Bond in a production still
That's not to say Moore hasn't delivered some good, damn near great films.  The Spy who Loved Me, Live and Let Die, and The Man with the Golden Gun all provided excellent villains, great action, and of course those beautiful Bond Girls.  Moore turned the suave switch up to 11 with a smile and a glint in his eye.  That doesn't mean Moore couldn't kick some ass when needed; after all, who could forget his famous run ins with Jaws.  But Moore also had some real stinkers that created many "WTF?" moments among Bond fans.  A snowboarding scene set to The Beach Boys, fights in space with laser guns, the aforementioned clown suit, not to mention a secret agent using a giant British flag parachute (kinda gives up that whole "secret" thing).  Even some of Moore's better Bond movies can't escape this shlock.  Can anyone forget the insultingly stereotypical, loud-mouthed, hill-billy sheriff JW Pepper?  This sad, pathetic excuse for a character made not one, but TWO appearances in both Live and Let Die and The Man with the Golden Gun.  Ugh.  Just... Ugh. Despite these less thrilling moments in Moore's stint as Bond, he brought a refined, elegant charm to the character that was a stark contrast to former Bonds Sean Connery and George Lazenby.



#5



Dalton in a production still
Timothy Dalton

A View to a Kill, 57 year old Moore's final Bond film, was a critical and box office failure proving that audiences had grown tired of the Moore era.  A search was on and a new Bond was found in Timothy Dalton, a seasoned British actor who was no stranger to the franchise.  Dalton had actually expressed much public interest in the role which he eventually won in a round of auditions that also included Sam Neil and a young Pierce Brosnan.

Dalton and the producers decided it was time to bring Bond back down to earth, ditch the campy crap, and inject a healthy dose of gritty reality.  Dalton's first film, The Living Daylights, found Bond trying to stop an evil arms dealer from making a profit by starting World War III.

The Theatrical Poster for License to Kill

The Living Daylights was a decent Bond film that successfully re-grounded the secret agent. Sure there were still some outlandish action sequences as any Bond film requires, but Dalton brought a mature and true-to-life grit to the character.  He made Bond feel like a dangerous man.  He gave you the impression that he would kill you without a thought, smile, then order a martini.

This gritty style reached it's peak in Dalton's second outing as 007 in 1989's License to Kill.  Bond found himself on a personal vendetta to kill a colombian drug lord who fed Bond's CIA friend Felix to sharks.  SHARKS!  License to kill had a great plot, a frighteningly realistic villain (played to perfection by Robert Davi) and some awesome action scenes including a massive tanker-truck chase finale.  Although my favorite part of the film comes towards the beginning where Bond's friend Felix acknowledges James having been married in the past.  Dalton plays the moment to perfection, showing Bond's painful reaction to being reminded of the one true love he lost.

Dalton only starred as 007 in 2 films but he made an impact on the character with his hard edge and realistic portrayal of a darker Bond; a man haunted by ghosts of the men he's killed over time.



#4




Lazenby as Bond
George Lazenby

After starring as James Bond in You Only Live Twice, Sean Connery (up until this point, the only man to play 007) decided to step down from the role.  This left some incredibly large, gadget-laden, shoes to fill.

The producers found George Lazenby, an Australian male model and actor working in Britain.  They decided he had the right look for the part.  But did he have the attitude?  After witnessing Lazenby break a stunt man's nose during an action screen test, the producers knew they had their new Bond.

Mr. Lazenby's first (and as it turns out, only) adventure as James Bond came in the form of the much underrated On Her Majesty's Secret Service which hit theaters in 1969.

The DVD cover for On Her Majesty's Secret Service


The new Bond film had 007 up against his old nemesis Blofeld, who has new plans for germ warfare and world domination.  Bond goes undercover at Blofeld's mountain hideaway in the Alps of Switzerland with help from local mob boss, Marc-Ange Draco.  Throughout the story, Bond grows closer and closer to Draco's daughter Tracy (played by Diana Rigg). The two develop something that Bond hadn't had yet, a true loving relationship.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service is a much slower film than previous films in the series.  It is very much like the Ian Flemming novels in that way, and the Bond character was true to it's original iteration in the books.  Lazenby also brought an emotional vulnerability to the character; showing that Bond can be a bad ass one minute, but also sensitive.

Theatrical Poster for On Her Majesty's Secret Service

While the film delivered on the action with shoot outs, fist fights, and a massive snow mountain battle finale; the movie is also very character driven.  The excellent dialogue and well written plot come together, creating a Bond movie that not many expected.  While audiences thought they were getting more of the same extravagant gadgets and outlandish action, they instead got an interesting character piece that looks at James Bond's humanity and desire for a normal life.

Of course, we all should know the film's famous ending, (and if you don't, shame on you and I warned you of spoilers).  At the end of the film, Bond and his new wife Tracey are driving from their wedding along a seaside road.  Before they can react, some of Blofeld's surviving goons ambush them, shooting at their car.  Bond, to his horror, finds his new bride shot in the head and we cut to credits as he cradles her in his arms.  This was all very well acted by Lazenby making the situation heart-breaking and believable.

The tragic ending of On Her Majesty's Secret Service was supposed to lead directly into a sequel with Lazenby, as Bond, hunting down Blofeld for revenge (Oh how I wish they made that movie.)  And while Lazenby's first Bond movie did well financially, the producers and the actor decided to part ways as it became known that Sean Connery was willing to come back for one more go as agent 007.  Connery would return to the role in 1971's Diamonds Are Forever and Lazenby stepped away from the franchise.



#3


Brosnan as Bond in Die Another Day
Pierce Brosnan

Brosnan took the reigns from Timothy Dalton and stepped into the role of James Bond in 1996's Goldeneye.  This was the film that introduced Bond to a new generation.  It was also a film that was surprisingly self aware, even acknowledging that a man with 007's talents has little to do in a post-cold war world.

In Goldeneye, Bond finds himself at odds with some Russian defectors, intent on stealing a secret Russian satellite weapon and using it to hold the world ransom.  To complicate matters, the bad guys are led by Bond's former friend and fellow "00" agent, 006 Alec Trevelyn (awesomely portrayed by Sean Bean).

Goldeneye was Brosnan's first and best Bond film.  It made Bond relevant to the 90's audience and delivered the Bond that everyone wanted.  Brosnan, to me, was the best mix of all the Bonds to that point.  He had Connery's confidence, a dash of Lazenby's vulnerability, some of that Roger Moore charm, and a little of that Timothy Dalton hard edge.  Add to that a great story, a new M in the form of Judi Dench, and some of the best action seen in any movie ever (Tank chase anyone?) and you have a recipe for success.

Bond makes a daring escape in The World is Not Enough
And what a success it was.  The box office exploded. Pierce Brosnan encompassed all that was great about Bond and Goldeneye reflected that perfectly.  Unfortunately, Brosnan's reign as Bond slowly began to decline with each film.  Some truly absurd concepts started to drift into the films.  Bond Para-Surfing?  Denise Richards as a scientist?  An invisible car? A Madonna cameo?  I think not.

The problem with the Bond films, and most sequels in general, is the constant need to one-up itself.  Each new film needs to be bigger, badder, louder, sexier, explosionier... er... with more explosions!  It needs all these things so much, that the story begins to suffer to make room for splashier special effects and gun fights.  And while I can appreciate Brosnan's later Bond films like The World is Not Enough and Die Another Day for their action packed entertainment value, they're missing the interesting spy story at the center that is supposed to make Bond movies great.  And despite Brosnan's great turn as the famous character, you can't do much as an actor if you don't have a good story backing you up.



#2



Craig as Bond in Casino Royale
Daniel Craig

When Bond reached new heights of outlandish, over-the-top, damn near laughably ridiculous CGI action in Die Another Day, the producers decided to take a step back and start with a fresh slate.  A reboot of the franchise was ordered and producers hired Goldeneye director Martin Campbell to step in and rejuvenate the series for a new generation a second time.  They found their new James Bond in Daniel Craig who beat out other rising stars Sam Worthington and Henry Cavill, and the more known Clive Owen for the role.

Craig would go on to star in one of the most memorable and perhaps best Bond films ever made... Casino Royale.



Casino Royale Theatrical Poster
Casino Royale was and is a total and complete reboot for the series with no connection to any of the previous Bond films. Craig's first foray as 007 was to create a brand new Bond Universe with a younger, harder, inexperienced Bond at the center.  The only connection to the previous films was that Dame Judi Dench continued to play M.

In Casino Royale, Bond is still a relative rookie having only just solidified his "00" status.  His first mission is to stop an international terrorist named LeChiffre from winning funds for his evil organization at a high stakes poker game at Casino Royale in Monteneggro.  The film moves at a slow methodical pace, but when the action ramps up, it's like an unstoppable freight train.  Craig brings an incredible intensity to the role which you can see in his eyes when he's playing 007.  He has a brutal quality to him which is seen in the realistic and violent fight scenes.  Craig plays Bond as a man that always has a growing rage that he hides just beneath a thin layer of charm and wit.  The best part is, all this works so well together, that the filmmakers may have created the ultimate Bond movie.


Casino Royale's sequel, Quantum of Solace, only proved that the magic that was Casino Royale would be hard to match.  Quantum provided an excellent opening car chase, some thrilling sequences, and a great callback to Goldfinger where 007 finds a girl laying in his bed covered from head to toe in oil.  But the bad outweighed the good as the plot meandered around never really going anywhere for a good majority of the film.  Bond's thirst for vengeance over the death of Vesper in Casino Royale is inexplicably thrust to the background (Until the last 10 minutes of the movie).  Quantum also gave us the weakest, least interesting, and least intimidating Bond villain in the series history.

I'm glad we're getting to see more of Craig as Bond, because I'm really interested to see where he grows as a character.  Can Skyfall match the incredibly high bar set by Craig's first adventure as the secret agent?  Have they learned from the mistakes they made in Quantum of Solace?  I certainly hope so.




#1




Connery as Bond in his first appearance in Dr. No
Sean Connery

Of course the #1 James Bond is Sean Connery!  Who else could it be?  He's the original.  He is the man, the myth, the number!

The first James Bond movie I ever saw was Goldfinger and I was instantly hooked.  Connery portrayed Bond as such a cool, suave individual that always seemed to have the upper hand, even when the villain was two steps ahead.  Connery made that character a legend with nothing more than a cool calculated smile, and a Walther PPK pistol.

OK, maybe I'm going a little overboard here.  Connery isn't without his flops either.  You Only Live Twice and Diamonds Are Forever come to mind.  But the man knew exactly what the character was and exactly what he needed to bring to the character as an actor.  He was cool, calm, collected.  Violent when he needed to be.  Charming when he needed to be.  But you always knew he was a man who could get the job done.

Connery on the set of Goldfinger
Connery's Bond era provided some of the best spy fiction cinema to date including his first outing in Dr. No, the amazing From Russia With Love, the classic Goldfinger, and of course, Thunderball.  The best part is, if you can get passed some of the dated technology, these stories still hold up well today.  Not to mention the accompanying action set pieces, fight scenes, and gunfights that have since become a series staple.

When Connery first appeared on screen as Bond in Dr. No, cigarette hanging off his lips, and he said those famous words "Bond, James Bond." audiences knew they were in for something different, something new.  And they were right in 1962. And now 50 years later, in 2012, Connery's turn as 007 is still wowing newcomers to the series with those same three words.  Three little words uttered with both charm and mystery.  "Bond, James Bond." And every time you hear those words in those first few minutes of Dr. No, you can see a great character being brought to life on screen.


From Left to Right: Moore, Dalton, Craig, Connery, Lazenby, Brosnan

So that's it!  My Ranking of the Bonds!  What'd you think?  Do you agree?  Disagree?  Sound off in the comments!



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Friday, September 21, 2012

Moose's Top 5 Spielberg Movies

Welcome to the first Moose at the Movies Top 5 list.  Today we're looking at my top 5 favorite movies from director Steven Spielberg!  Here we go!

#5

THE TERMINAL

Here, Spielberg creates a truly heart warming film based on an interesting, yet familiar concept: A man out of his element.  Tom Hanks plays Viktor Navorski, a man who travels to New York City from Krakozhia (a fictional country) in order to take care of some family matters.  After landing in New York, his trip hits a little snag when a revolution erupts in his home country.  The government is overthrown and his home country ceases to exist, rendering his passport completely void.  The airport can't release him without a passport from his home country, and even if he wanted to fly back to a war torn country, he'd need a working passport to do so.  So, essentially, Viktor is stuck in JFK International Airport.  Hanks brings an incredible sense of reality to the character, even when he's playing for laughs.  The pure innocence and boy-like charm Tom Hanks gives to his character of Viktor is a sight to behold.  Believe it or not, this film is based on a true story where a man was forced to live at an airport in Paris for years after a mixup occurred with his passport.

#4

JURASSIC PARK

By the time Jurassic Park was released, Spielberg had already managed to solidify himself as the ultimate director of adventure films.  So, people had pretty high expectations for this dinosaur packed flick.  But what they got, blew them out of the proverbial water.  Steven Spielberg was known as a progressive director, but with this film Spielberg became one of the pioneers (along with Terminator 2 and Abyss director James Cameron) of Computer Generated Imagery in movies.  The convincing and realistic CGI dinosaurs in Jurassic Park (that still hold up pretty well today) revolutionized the industry overnight and won the oscar for best visual effects in 1994.  Oh and it helps that the story is well told, the parts are well acted, and the action is thrilling and completely bad ass.





#3

SAVING PRIVATE RYAN

This WWII film grabs you from the very beginning with it's incredible depiction of the storming of Omaha Beach at Normandy.  The movie doesn't let go as you follow a squad led by Captain Miller (played to perfection by Tom Hanks) as they trek across the war torn country.  Their mission is to search for the last surviving brother of the Ryan family who has a free ticket home after his other 3 brothers were killed in combat.  Spielberg is at his best here.  He fills the picture with grain and washed out sepia colors that has come to define many war films since (imitation is flattery afterall).  Spielberg captures the violence and tragedy of war with gritty realism and an obvious amount of great respect.  The nature of the film fills you with a sense of pride as you watch these men give all they had for their country and for each other. If you don't walk out of that theater with a patriotic tear in your eye, you just don't have a heart, man.

#2

RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK

The ultimate adventure movie wrapped in one of the most thrilling packages movie goers had ever seen, Raiders is an amazing feat in cinematic entertainment.  Exciting, scary, funny, and action packed, Spielberg handles the story of archeologist Indiana Jones (from the mind of George Lucas) with a half serious, half light-hearted tone that blends together to create one hell of a fun ride.  Harrison Ford is, of course, amazing in one of his most famous roles of all time.  The film finds the gruff, tough Dr. Henry Jones racing against the Nazi's to find and dig up the famous religious artifact in the movie's title.  From amazing action set pieces, to quiet character moments, to frightening chills, Spielberg navigates the film with a cerain grace and never loses the tone of the film.  It's pure adventure from start to finish and damn proud of it!




#1

JAWS

That's right.  It's the original summer blockbuster film that made everyone scared to go in the water.  Now, I have to admit the shark special effects (while amazing at the time of the film's release) are dated; in the end it really doesn't matter.  What makes Jaws great is it's captivating story that director Steven Spielberg is able to capture on celluloid so perfectly.  Spielberg, a young up-and-coming director in hollywood at the time, was smart enough to surround himself with 3 amazing actors (Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss, and Roy Scheider) and make cinema magic.  Despite a notoriously unreliable robotic shark (nicknamed "Bruce" by the filmmakers), a hectic shooting schedule, and the burden of shooting on the water, Spielberg manages to craft one of the finest examples of thriller-horror to date.




So, there it is!  My top 5 Steven Spielberg movies.  Now, I can hear some of you already... "Where's E.T.?"  "I can't believe he didn't include Close Encounters!"...  Look, if this were a top 10 list, I can guarantee you those would be on there.  I can also guarantee you that War Horse would not be on there.  But, this is a top 5.  Why?  Because a top 10 list is too easy.  Making a top 5 forces me to make tough cuts and thus, more interesting.  What are your favorite Spielberg movies?  Sound off below!

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